Here’s How You Like To Be Spoiled, According To Your Zodiac Sign

ARIES: BUBBLE BATHS

(March 21st to April 19th)

Your lover rents a private suite at a high-end local hotel. The suite is equipped with a heart-shaped hot tub that has soothing whirlpool jets. Your lover has also thoughtfully provided some scented bubble bath salts that are rich in minerals to make your soak even more luxurious. He gets the hot tub going and fills it to the brim with bubbles, hands you a glass of fine wine, and excuses himself to go take a shower before joining you.


TAURUS: FLOWERS

(April 20th to May 21st)

Nothing makes you feel wanted and loved more than an unexpected delivery of your favorite fresh-cut flowers, whether that means roses, irises, or Lilies of the Valley. In an often drab and dreary life that’s filled with humdrum chores and routine tasks, a bright floral splash added to your living space is like that scene in The Wizard of Oz where everything that was in black-and-white suddenly explodes in color.


GEMINI: BREAKFAST IN BED

(May 22nd to June 21st)

You’re usually the one that makes breakfast, so it’s a delight for you to stay in bed with your bed hair and your morning breath as your lover rustles you up a piping-hot breakfast with your favorite juice and a warm mug of coffee fixed just the way you like it. Then, after all that lovingkindness just after waking up, who could blame you for being in the mood?


CANCER: LITTLE SURPRISE GIFTS

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

What wins your heart and makes you feel special is waking up in the morning to see that he left a handmade romantic greeting card on your car windshield. Then when you go to work, you’re surprised to find that he’s ordered your favorite lunch to be delivered to you. And when you get home, you find a package from eBay; inside is that rare CD you loved as a kid but have been unable to find ever since. It hardly cost him anything, but he went out of his way just to find it for you.


LEO: LAST TEXT AT NIGHT, FIRST IN THE MORNING

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

You want to know that you’re the last person he thinks about before going to sleep and the first person he thinks about when he wakes up. And you’re not just satisfied with a “good night” and “good morning.” You love the fact that he always includes pictures of kittens and tells you that one day there will be no need for nighttime or morning texts because you’ll always be sleeping in the same bed.


VIRGO: SUDDEN ROAD TRIP

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

You’ve lived in the same place and had the same job long enough that nothing breaks the monotony better than just throwing caution to the wind, taking five minutes to pack a bag, and hitting the road for somewhere that’s completely different than what you’re used to. Whether that’s the mountains or the beach or the city or the country, when someone springs a surprise road trip on you, it feels like an Instant Christmas.


LIBRA: MASSAGE

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Most of the time you like being in control, and what self-aware modern woman doesn’t? But every so often you like to strip down to your soul, lie motionless on a warm table, make yourself completely open and vulnerable, and have someone run their hands over all your sore muscles from top to bottom, rubbing out every knot and kneading out every ball of tension. It’s hard for you to relax and give yourself up to someone else’s hands, but once you relax, you never regret it.


SCORPIO: BEING LISTENED TO

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

What makes you feel special is having either a family member, a close friend, or a lover listen to you without offering advice. You aren’t seeking advice. You can figure out your problems, thank you very much. You just want someone to empathetically lend an ear until you’ve vented all your frustrations and feel at peace. Why is that so hard to find?


SAGITTARIUS: A FULL-COURSE HOME-COOKED MEAL

(November 23rd to December 21st)

Nothing makes you feel more like the homecoming queen or the belle of the ball than having someone you love prepare a home-cooked meal made from scratch featuring everything they know you love, from your favorite appetizers your favorite main course to your favorite beverages to your favorite dessert. They often say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach—that goes double for you. If he can cook your favorites foods they way you like them, he’s a keeper.


CAPRICORN: BEING SUNG TO

(December 22nd to January 20th)

Love songs make you cry, and nothing makes you cry tears of joy more than having your special someone give you a one-man solo concert, just you sitting there and just him singing your favorite songs while looking straight in your eyes. Love songs never sound better than when your lover sings them to you in private.


AQUARIUS: LOVE LETTERS

(January 21st to February 18th)

Anyone can send a text or a Facebook private message. What warms the cockles of your heart are love letters—the old-fashioned kind. Written by hand over pages and pages, each word detailing how much they love you and can’t live without you and didn’t really feel fully alive until they met you and how it would crush them to ever lose you. You can’t hold a Facebook message in your hand. You can’t smear the words in a text with your teardrops. You adore getting love letters, which is why you keep them all in a private box under lock and key.


PISCES: SLEEPING IN LATE

(February 19th to March 20th)

You are the most overworked and underpaid person you know, so nothing makes you feel better than being allowed to sleep all day while someone does all of your chores for you. Let them cook breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Let them take the phone calls and answer the emails. Let them go to the pharmacy and post office on your behalf. Their rewards will be rich when they finally join you in bed.

This Is Why He Honestly Couldn’t Love You, Based On His Zodiac Sign

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

He couldn’t love you because he didn’t want to slow down his life for a relationship. Relationships don’t require settling, but in his world they do. He doesn’t want to give up his spontaneous way of life for a day-to-day routine that becomes familiar and eventually old. He wants things to remain new and exciting, and he thinks relationships get boring.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

He couldn’t love you because he was scared to get attached. His heart has been broken before, and he’s slow to open up because of it. He won’t let you completely in because he’s afraid of getting hurt, it really has nothing to do with you, and everything to do with him and his inability to let someone fully love him.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

He couldn’t love you because there were too many uncertainties. He’s extremely indecisive and it seems like he never truly knows what he wants. It will take him a long time to figure it out, and you’re most likely not willing to wait around. He’s not into labels and real commitment because he’s scared one day he’ll wake up and realize he doesn’t actually want to be with you, and if you’re not ‘official’ or a ‘real couple,’ it’s easier for him to pull away.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

He couldn’t love you because he’s insecure. He put you on a pedestal that you knew you didn’t belong on, and he constantly felt like you deserved a man far better than him. He didn’t feel good enough for you in more ways than one. It killed him to think that you were settling, and it also made him feel terrible about himself. He just didn’t have the confidence to be with someone like you.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

He couldn’t love you because he loved himself entirely too much, and there was little to no love leftover for you. He wanted you to treat him like a king. He made your entire relationship about himself, and you have to admit it was exhausting. He couldn’t love you because he couldn’t give you the same love he gave to himself.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

He couldn’t love you because he was entirely too hard on himself. He felt like he wasn’t smart, attractive or secure enough for you and he self-sabotaged your relationship because of it. His expectations for himself were far higher than yours and he couldn’t love you because he didn’t understand that you were fine with him for who he was already, and he didn’t have to change or do anything more to satisfy you.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

He couldn’t love you because he knew he needed you too much. He wanted you around all of the time, and he became entirely too attached. You had a life of your own and you felt that he should to. Your relationship made him feel like a complete person, and it made him realize he doesn’t know who he really is without you, and that terrified him.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

He couldn’t love you because he didn’t know how to trust you. He was jealous and possessive, but he couldn’t help it. Nothing was ever enough for him. You had to do too much to prove your love, and no matter how much you did, it’d never be enough to make him certain that your love was true.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

He couldn’t love you because he wanted too much freedom. He wanted to travel and explore and live life the way he wanted to live it without any consideration of what you wanted. He wasn’t willing to compromise his way of life to make you feel more secure and loved.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

He couldn’t love you because he didn’t make your relationship a priority. He likes to have complete control of his life and the things he spends his time and energy on. He is a very focused person. He’s serious, he just wasn’t serious about you and your relationship.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

He couldn’t love you because he’s afraid of his emotions. Emotional expression for him is like swimming through wet cement, he just can’t do it. You tried to get him to open up to you and he wouldn’t budge. There’s only so much you could do. He let the fear of love prevent him from letting it in, and that’s not your fault.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

He couldn’t love you because he had this grand idea of what your relationship should be, so grand that neither you or him could ever live up to it. He was a romantic and he wanted to sweep you off of your feet, but after he did that he wanted the relationship to remain in a fairy tale state, and it just wasn’t realistic. He was never a realist and he imagined a love that was too great for him to give to you.

Zodiac Signs Ranked By How Much They Hate Being Told What To Do

1. GEMINI

When someone tells you to jump, you don’t ask, “How high?,” you sit down and cross your arms defiantly. When someone politely asks you to lower your voice, you start shouting at the top of your lungs. When you see a sign stating that the speed limit is 65MPH, you purposely slam on the gas pedal until you’re speeding well over 90. You don’t listen to what anyone tells you to do, even if it’s for your own good. They might as well be talking to stone.


2. ARIES

It’s your way or the highway, and you are prone to throwing tantrums if you don’t get your way. Neither rhyme nor reason nor common sense can overcome that mountain of stubbornness, that giant battleship of implacability, that is your personality. It’s a good policy—when you’re right, that is. But when you’re wrong, you always wind up learning the hard way.


3. AQUARIUS

You, little baby, are prone to pouting if you can’t call the shots. You would rather fail on your own terms than succeed on someone else’s. And hey, look, no one’s criticizing you for being headstrong or for having a solid sense of yourself—those are all good skills for surviving in life. But if you had a little humility and listened to others’ well-meaning advice every once in a while…if you were willing to consider that sometimes people have more experience in certain areas than you do…you might realize the benefits of trading in a little bit of your ego for a little bit of others’ wisdom.


4. CAPRICORN

You’re like the little kid that keeps asking “Why?” You need to take out the trash.“Why?” Because it’s unsanitary to leave it around the house. “Why?” Because scientists have determined that when trash is left to rot, certain unhealthy microorganisms start growing on it, causing several potential health hazards to humans and their pets. “Why?” JUST TAKE OUT THE FUCKING TRASH!


5. SAGITTARIUS

It depends on how much you like the person who’s telling you what to do. More specifically, it depends on whether you’re sexually attracted to them. In that case, you’ll do anything. You’ll become their willing love slave. You’ll follow them to the ends of the earth and make a fool of yourself just for their approval. But if you aren’t attracted to them, you won’t do a thing they tell you to do.


6. SCORPIO

Reverse psychology works wonders on you. Since you consider yourself empowered and woke and in control of your body and mind, you absolutely hate when others tell you what to do. But over time, they’ve realized that if they actually want you to go to the concert with them, all they have to do is say, “I don’t want you to go to the concert with me.” Bingo, immediately you buy tickets for both of you to the concert, thinking you’re being assertive but not realizing you’ve fallen for their trap.


7. VIRGO

For you, it’s not a matter of being told what to do, it’s exactly what it is that they’re telling you to do. If they’re telling you to spread false rumors about their best friend, they might as well choke on air. But if they’re telling you that your best friend is feeling insecure about your friendship and thinks that you hate her and that maybe you should reassure her, you take their advice and patch things up with your friend immediately. So you’re stubborn, but only when someone’s trying to tell you to do something that you don’t personally feel is right.


8. LEO

You know what you want and what you don’t want, and most of the time you’re quite happy carving out your own path in life. You don’t like when people tell you to do things “for your own good,” because most of the time they have no idea what’s good for you and they’re only projecting their own biases and prejudices onto you. But if someone presents a novel solution to a problem, you’re humble enough to consider it.


9. PISCES

These are the people you will listen to when they tell you what to do: Your mother, your BFF, your current boss, and your next-door neighbor from childhood who always gave you good advice. These are the people you won’t let tell you what to do: Your father, your exes, your former bosses, and all male advice columnists.


10. CANCER

You don’t necessarily mind being told what to do—in fact, you’re always seeking advice from people with more expertise than you have. If you notice a suspicious mole, you’ll take a picture of it and send it to your doctor friend. If you have a legal issue, you’ll ask your lawyer friend. But if someone tells you to change your hairdo because it’s out of style, you’ll purposely keep that style for the next fifty years.


11. TAURUS

You don’t mind being told what to do. It doesn’t faze you in the least. Whether or not you actually do it is another matter, though. Most of the time, you won’t. But that’s due more to the fact that you just don’t like doing things in general and has less to do with being told to do them. It’s more a matter of laziness than belligerence. Sorry—just being real here. No need for you to get up off the couch and start yelling at me, dear.


12. LIBRA

You are so agreeable and compliant, it’s a little annoying. There are robots that are more willing to disobey orders than you are. On the surface, this is an admirable trait—we’d have a much more harmonious society if everyone just went about doing their assigned tasks without bitching about it. Then again, we’d have a society of robots rather than human beings. But the problem, darling, is that sometimes when people tell you what to do, it’s beneficial to them and harmful to you. All I’m asking is for you to be a little more assertive and make yourself #1. You’ll thank me later, I swear.

The Best Way To Convince Your Ex To Get Back With You, Based On Their Zodiac Sign

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to not convince them at all. An Aries values their independence, even when they truly want to be with you, they still like the chase. If you grovel to an Aries they’ll never get back with you. Let them have their space and pretend like you’re perfectly fine without them, and they might just end up reaching out to you.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to apologize and tell them they were right. A Taurus always thinks they’re right, cater to that quality when trying to get them back. They want to know you’re sorry for what you did wrong, and that you’re able to own up to it. And then they want to see what you’re willing to do to prove you actually mean it.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to make them smile the same way you did when you were dating them. Do something that will allow you two to share memories and laugh. Something that will remind them of all the happy times you had in your relationship, something that will make them miss that and want it back. To convince a Gemini to get back with you just make them remember how fun you are.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to talk to their friends and family. Ask them for advice. Tell them that you miss your ex and that you messed up. The Cancer is extremely close to their family so chances are they’ve told them whether they miss you or not. You’ll be able to tell whether they’ve completely trash-talked you, or whether they can’t stop whining about how they wish the two of you were still together.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to tell them how wonderful they are, and how terribly you messed up. The Leo loves to be complimented. If you really want them back, feed their ego as much as you possibly can. Tell them how beautiful, smart, or good in bed they are, and how much you miss all of those things. They’ll be wary of your flattery, but they’ll eventually eat it up.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to be friends with them. The Virgo needs to be friends with you before they romantically date you, and when you break up, that same cycle has to repeat itself if you want them back. They need that trust to build back up gradually. The Virgo doesn’t play around. They’re cautious with their feelings and their heart, and they’ll take as much time as they need to insure that you won’t break their heart a second time.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to spend as much time as you possibly can with them. The Libra needs someone who will be by their side, someone who is always there for them. When the two of you broke up, you weren’t there. Be there for them now, and show them that you’re worth a second chance. They’re happy when they have someone to keep them company. If you want the Libra ex back, show them that they’re not alone and never will be.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to make it seem like a challenge. Whether you like it or not, the Scorpio enjoys the thrill of the chase, and any challenge you give them they’ll want to overcome. It’s not easy to win back the heart of a Scorpio, but if you play your best cards, you might be able to do it. It’s unfortunate if you hate playing games because that’s exactly what it takes to get the Scorpio ex back with you.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to give them enough freedom to be on their own, but to touch base with them just enough to make them think about you. The Sagittarius does not like to be limited by their partner, so when they break up with someone they’ll want their own space. Give them that space, but also remind them that you’re still around and that you’re here for them if and whenever they may need you. Be distant enough to make them miss you, but not distant enough to make them think you’re completely out of the picture.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to make them weigh the pros and cons, and to make sure the pros tip the scale. The Capricorn is practical and there’s reasoning behind everything they do. If they’re going to get back with you they need to know you will be worth it, and they’ll only know that from what you show them. Show them how you’re worth it, don’t just talk about it.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to bond with them over your past in a meaningful way. Aquarians are deep individuals and they like to form deep connections with their partners. Make them remember the connection you two used to have and they’ll be more likely to crave that connection back. Recreate a beloved memory, take them somewhere you’ve been in the past, a place you both love. Try to recreate the connection you two once had by making them remember the happy times of your relationship.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

The best way to convince your ex to get back with you is to come clean. Let them know every little thing you’re thinking, every little emotion you’re feeling, anything and everything that’s on your mind. The Pisces needs a partner who is open and honest, especially about their feelings, so you need to leave all hesitation behind and become an open book. Let them know there’s no more hiding or pretending and show them the real you.

Zodiac Signs Ranked By Who’s Most Likely To Have A Dirty Mind

1. SCORPIO

Your mind is like a TSA full-body scanner—you undress people with your eyes the moment you see them. You wonder what they’d be like in bed, whether it’d be plain and boring or wild and kinky, how often they have sex, how strong their sex drive is, whether or not they smell nice, how old they were when they lost their virginity, how good they are at oral, if they’ve given and received anal (and whether or not they used lube), how many sex toys they own, how frequently they masturbate, whether they’d be willing to do it with you, and, of course, whether you’d be willing to do it with them. And this is all before you’ve had a chance to say “hi” and shake hands. After you’ve had a chance to meet and talk with them is when your thoughts really get dirty.


2. GEMINI

The minute you start to get bored—which is every minute of every hour of every day—your mind starts to wander. As luck would have it, it always wanders straight toward sex. It’s like there’s a software filter inside your head that translates everything into porn. You could be sitting there in your kitchen on a sunny day eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and suddenly you’re thinking about a three-way with the cable guy and his hot teenage son. You could be filling out tax forms while wondering what it’d be like to live on an island with an entire football team. That’s right—just you and an entire football team. On an island. Naked. In the sun. And then when the IRS audits you, all you have to do is tell them about your fantasy, and they’ll forgive your mathematical errors. And even while you’re there at the IRS being audited, you wonder what it’d be like to clear the agent’s desk of all paperwork and just do it right there.


3. LIBRA

You find hidden meaning in things that have absolutely no hidden meaning. I’m not sure whether anyone ever told you this, but sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber. Sometimes riding a horse is just riding a horse. Sometimes eating a popsicle is just eating a popsicle. Sometimes getting vanilla ice cream all over your face is just getting vanilla ice cream all over your face. And sometimes when a muscular motorcycle cop wearing leather boots and mirrored sunglasses pulls you over, it’s only because you were speeding. Sometimes…


4. CAPRICORN

Most of your waking hours are filled with things such as work and exercise and paying bills and heating up Pop-Tarts in your toaster, but your dirty mind switches on the minute you close your eyes and fall asleep. You regularly have vivid, epic sexual dreams complete with orchestral soundtracks and high production values involving multiple partners and scenarios across the globe throughout history. It’s said that Helen of Troy’s face launched a thousand ships, but your sexual dreams caused both World Wars. Sometimes you’re shocked at how dirty dreams are. Other times you’ll take a sleeping pill just so you can skip past the Coming Attractions and get right to the Main Feature.


5. LEO

You’re not always thinking about sex, which is good because you have a lot of responsibilities and it’s not exactly convenient to pleasure yourself at the grocery store, especially when there’s already a spill in one of the aisles. But there are certain sensual triggers—such as the smell of vanilla or cinnamon, a warm spring breeze, or the loud hum of cicadas in the forest late on a summer night—that turn you into a complete sex-crazed animal. You could be stuck in geometry class learning about sines and cosines, but if you suddenly catch a whiff of cinnamon, you might need a whole roll of paper towels to mop up the mess.


6. ARIES

Well, it all depends on how you define “dirty,” doesn’t it? Let’s say it’s summertime at a secluded waterfall deep in a rainforest somewhere near the Equator. It’s just you and the guy you’ve been lusting after for years. Neither of you has a stitch of clothing on, and you’ve been luxuriating in the warm water all afternoon. He pulls his glorious body out of the water and basks in the sunlight on a rock. After he’s entirely dry, he reaches down and beckons you to join him on the rock…and so you do. You’re both entirely clean from swimming all afternoon, so there’s absolutely nothing dirty about what you’re going to do next.


7. TAURUS

It’s not like you’re obsessed with sex or anything, because not only are you a career-oriented woman, you also have several hobbies and charitable activities that take up much of your free time. You enjoy good conversation and are a sucker for a good sitcom. You are open to all kinds of opinions, even if others find them unsavory or downright unacceptable. Everyone who knows you speaks well of you, and you’ve never been in trouble with your family or the law. Despite all that, did you see the BULGE in the bicycle delivery guy’s pants this morning?


8. CANCER

It’s not that you don’t have sexual fantasies, and it’s not that you don’t have them very frequently, either. Your mind drifts toward sex just as often as anyone else’s. It’s that your fantasies are a little…how can I say this…boring? You realize that missionary position is only one of many possible angles, right? And sometimes it’s not how good-looking someone is that makes them good at sex, but it’s that little bit of mischief in their eyes that tells you they’d be down for anything. Sometimes good-looking people are like mannequins in bed, while people with a huge flaw like a missing tooth or a well-placed facial scar that can be absolute monsters in bed. So I’m ranking you low on this list not because your mind isn’t dirty, but because it’s not very creative in its dirtiness. Up the kink factor, and I’ll move you up on this list.


9. SAGITTARIUS

You have a healthy sex drive—so healthy it could kill you if you don’t watch out. But I can’t say you have a dirty mind, because the moment you meet a hot guy—and I mean, so hot the skin will peel off your fingers if you just rub his face—the first thing you think isn’t how much you’d like to mount him, but whether he’d be a good boyfriend. Whether he’d be honest with you. Whether you could count on him to bring you hot chicken soup when you’re sick in bed. Whether he’d remember your birthday and the anniversary of the day you met. Those are the important things. Sex is just the dessert.


10. VIRGO

Like your namesake the virgin, you mostly think clean and wholesome thoughts that you wouldn’t be afraid of speaking out loud, even in church or in front of a live TV audience. Most of your thoughts are as harmless as mayonnaise on white bread with a side of peppermint soda. But there’s that one very special dirty fetish of yours…right? That absolutely filthy, shocking, lurid, bawdy, depraved, debaucherous fantasy you’ve had since you were young…right? You know exactly what I’m talking about, right, you dirty, dirty girl?


11. AQUARIUS

You keep your mind out of the gutter…until there are a couple of drinks in you. Most of your conscious life involves thinking about things such as love and family and justice and fairness and world peace. You think people are too divided today and that we need to find some common ground before we destroy one another. There is too much hatred and misunderstanding and misdirection and distraction. Did you realize that if the top 1{da98e796ff253ab21784d6d15b52f5f89ad4dda093e04c545ca8dbabfb7a221f} gave away only 5{da98e796ff253ab21784d6d15b52f5f89ad4dda093e04c545ca8dbabfb7a221f} of what they own, we could feed and house everyone in the world? And then you slam down a couple vodka & tonics, and suddenly you’re standing naked on top of a piano. In a motel lounge.


12. PISCES

Who needs to have a dirty mind when you’re always having sex? That’s like thinking about food while you’re eating. Or like thinking about cars while you’re driving. Or like thinking about books while you’re reading. Your mind is for figuring out math problems and deciding on political issues; your body does all the rest. You don’t need a dirty mind, you insatiable little minx, because you live a dirty life.

A Preview Of What Your March Will Look Like, Based On Your Zodiac Sign


 

Aries

March 21st – April 19th

As an Aries, March is looking to be a month filled with deep thoughts. You will be in touch with your emotions, able to assess these emotions in unbelievable measures. Your senses will be sharp, keen, and on point. This could also be a downfall for you, Aries. Being so in tune with your emotions may make you overthink things at times. This month, you may let negative emotions get the best of you. Maybe you didn’t get the job you wanted, or your crush doesn’t like you back, and that might cause you to feel depressed or unhappy. If you properly balance out your emotions, you’ll avoid letting them get you into sticky and unfavorable situations.

Taurus

April 20th – May 20th

March is a month of recognition. Within yourself and within others as well. You will finally be able to see what it is you really want out of life. In the past, you’ve had difficulty deciding what you wanted, which always held you back from going for whatever it is. This month you will feel a new sense of inspiration. You will feel motivated to plunge towards something you’ve always dreamt of having. And so long as you put the work in, you will receive whatever you desire.

Gemini

May 21st – June 20th

As a Gemini, the month of March will force you to be extra paranoid. You may feel as if the entire world is out to get you at all times, and you can’t figure out why you’re such a target. You may throw yourself a couple pity parties in the process, too. Gemini, the longer you feel sorry for yourself, the longer you will suffer. Throw away that negative attitude and look at the bright side of things. You are no stranger to darkness, but instead of letting it consume you, let it inspire you.

Cancer

June 21st – July 22nd

As a Cancer, March is a month of welcoming the new. You may have recently made some major life adjustments that have been hard to get used to. March is the month of embracing new, exciting things and letting go of the old things that held you back. You’ve worked long and hard on a personal endeavor, and now it’s time you reap the benefits of all that hard work. You are about to encounter a major breakthrough in not only your professional life but in your personal life as well. Get ready, big things are headed your way!

Leo

July 23rd – August 22nd

As a Leo, love may come knocking at your front door in March. Passion is in the air, and it’s hard to ignore. If you meet someone that isn’t totally your type, don’t completely rule them out just yet. Sometimes you push people away if they don’t fit into a certain category as being your ideal partner. This month, you will get the chance to connect with somebody on a very deep, raw level. They may be far from your usual go-to “type,” but that doesn’t make the connection or intimacy any less significant. Trust your gut on this one, Leo. It will never steer you in the wrong direction.

Virgo

August 23rd – September 22nd

This month you will feel confident and sexy. You may have a new lover in your life, serious or not, they are totally into you. You don’t need a relationship label to know that they are totally head over heels. Your newfound confidence attracts this person like a magnet, and you’re feeling better than you ever have. Use your assuredness to make minor improvements to yourself so that they will last long term. This month gives you a chance to build yourself into the person you have always longed to be.

Libra

September 23rd – October 22nd

As a Libra, March is all about change. You will change major aspects of your life, very suddenly and abruptly. You will be outspoken, and say whatever the heck is on your mind. People will be baffled at this new, uncensored you, but it’s something you’ve longed to do for quite some time now. You’ve held back every little thing you’ve wanted to say in the past, and now is time to let it all come to the surface. Speak your mind, but also remember to always remain mindful.

Scorpio

October 23rd – November 21st

You are full of inspiring and creative ideas this month, Scorpio. March is shaping up to be an excellent month for you. One thing you must be mindful of is letting others influence your mood. You let negativity tear you down in the worst way, and it drastically impacts your overall mood. This month, a particular person may try and bring you down to their level, but don’t let them. Don’t give in this time, and keep that positive attitude flowing and you will have everything you will ever need.

Sagittarius

November 22nd – December 21st

This month will invite you to some incredible, unimaginable places, Sagittarius. You will feel as if the world has offered you a chance of a lifetime, and you cannot resist the adventure. But, think about long-term effects this endeavor could have on your life. It may be a quick fix for the rut you’ve found yourself in lately, but it may cause more damage down the road. So be mindful of this. It is very important, and your distant future relies on it.

Capricorn

December 22nd – January 19th

Your talents are going to shine during this month, Capricorn. You are especially talented in something that you rarely get to show off. But, this month will be different. You will finally be recognized for that amazing talent and get the opportunity to utilize it to the absolute fullest. You will be creative, intuitive, and bold. Capricorn, it’s almost time for you to grab March by the horns!

Aquarius

January 20th – February 18th

The whole month of March is your month to sparkle and shine, Aquarius! You will be the life of the party, and people will be jealous and wary of that. Do not let these people dull your shine. Be the bold, badass person you are and don’t worry about how that will affect others. You are going to thrive in all parts of your life during this month. You will have fun, make money, hold onto love, and most importantly find new ways to love yourself even when the rest of the world is telling you not to.

Pisces

February 19th – March 20th

For the Pisces, March will be all about reevaluating your life. You will take time to sit down and ask yourself what it is you really want out of life. Are you on the right path? Are you making choices based on what you want, and not what somebody else wants? Are you doing things every day that truly make you happy? You will reflect on the chaos you’ve endured over the last year during this month, and it will help push you to make some changes you should have made a long time ago. Change is good, Pisces. Embrace it.

Zodiac Signs Ranked By How Likely They Are To Step On Your Heart

1. SCORPIO

Worst of the worst. Falling in love with a Scorpio is like falling through a trapdoor. They will sting your heart in a million little places and let it slowly bleed out. They are the type that will laugh in your face as you cry. As you start crying harder, they will start laughing harder. They are sadistic little demons who can’t control their mean streak, so avoid getting into romantic entanglements with them at all costs. However, if you’re just looking for sex…


2. CAPRICORN

I don’t want to hurt your feelings here, but Capricorns don’t care if they hurt your feelings. They will gladly rip your heart out of your body and toss it in the waste can. They play with your heart like a cat toys with a mouse, just happily slapping it around the carpet with their paws. You may be able to change them, but it may take decades, because they can be stubborn AF


3. ARIES

GRRRR! They can be such JERKS! They will pummel your heart as ferociously as an up-and-coming boxer hits a punching bag. Why do they hurt you? Because they can. Because you let yourself be vulnerable. Don’t let your guard down around an Aries until you’re sure you can trust them. And even then, be a little bit wary. And it’s not like I’m speaking from personal experience or anything. I swear.


4. VIRGO

When they’re done with the relationship, they will snuff out your heart like a lady in high heels snuffs out a cigarette on a dirty city street and just walks to the nearest diner to get a cup of coffee. Virgos aren’t complete unfeeling monsters, because they’re plenty capable of feeling pain—that is, about themselves. But they couldn’t care less if they dumped you and left you a sobbing mess. To them, that’s your problem.


5. LEO

As brutal as they can be with your feelings, they’ll never admit it. That’s the worst thing about a Leo—they pretend they don’t know how vicious and mean they really are. If you’re in the middle of an argument and they bring up that nasty thing your mother called you as a kid, their attitude is, “Hey, damage was already done, I’m not saying anything new, quit acting all butthurt.’ It would be better, and would hurt far less, if they just flat-out admitted they were intentionally stabbing you deep in your guts.


6. CANCER

If you’ve only committed misdemeanors in your relationship and not felonies, a Cancer isn’t likely to get vengeful or insulting when the two of you finally go your separate ways. For example, if you were just incompatible and there wasn’t much passion, they can break up amicably. But if, say, they were head-over-heels in love with you and you wound up sleeping with their best friend during that one fateful drunken night at the shore, they will push every button they know will hurt you and try to ensure you never emotionally recover. So don’t step on their heart, and they are likely to leave yours alone. Otherwise, prepare to have your heart stomped flat.


7. GEMINI

They’ll step on your heart not because they’re malicious but because they’re clumsy. It’s purely unintentional. Doesn’t make it hurt any less, sure, but I’ll cut the Gemini a little slack here due to their lack of malice. They’re not mean, they’re just stupid. They’re not even technically inconsiderate, because that would imply they have the ability to be considerate. They’re generally lost in their own world and make their own decisions about their own lives and are always genuinely surprised if it harms someone else—especially someone they claim to love.


8. SAGITTARIUS

For the most part, Sags are loyal partners and generous lovers, and every once in a while you’ll find a keeper that you’ll want to escape to a desert island with and sleep on hammocks with and eat coconuts with for the rest of your life. But whether or not it works out between the two of you, a Sag isn’t usually the type who’d post pictures of them with someone new the day after you broke up, even if they’re actually hanging out with that person the day after you broke up. They lived in your heart for a while, and like a considerate tenant, they left everything tidy rather than messy.


9. AQUARIUS

An Aquarius, no matter how badly you’ve betrayed them, would never do anything on purpose to hurt your feelings. If it’s time to split and your romance can’t be fixed, they’ll just take your heart, wrap it up in a box, tie it with a bow, hand it back to you, and walk you to the door as they show you the way out of their lives. They’ll even give you a kiss on the cheek and wish you well.


10. TAURUS

Bullish in matters of business, they are gentle doves in matters of the heart. If you fall for a Taurus and somehow it doesn’t work out, they have a magical way of leaving you feeling wiser and stronger and grateful…rather than angry and weak and hateful.


11. LIBRA

They’ve been hurt before—badly. They also have a conscience, so they have vowed to never hurt anyone that badly. Things can go wrong in romances, and people can eventually drift apart no matter how much they love one another or wish to be together, but a Libra will never wrong you to the point you feel like punching them or slashing their tires. When things are finally over, you won’t even wish them harm.


12 . PISCES

They don’t have a mean bone in their body—that’s right, even their bones are kind and considerate! A Pisces will let you down so easy, it feels like you’re falling slow-motion into a field of marshmallows. It’s almost as gentle as setting a butterfly free. Don’t get me wrong—a Pisces may break up with you, but they will never break your heart.

This Is The Brutally Honest Reason He Doesn’t Think You’re Girlfriend Material, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

He doesn’t think your girlfriend material because you love to go out…and stay out. Your idea of fun is not staying in to snuggle under a blanket while watching How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. You’re spontaneous and you don’t like to stick to one plan. You like to wing it and let life take you wherever it wants, especially if it’s out dancing somewhere that serves affordable cranberry vodkas.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

He doesn’t think you’re girlfriend material because you’re kind of high maintenance. You always like to look nice, and you care about appearances. You don’t want him to see you in sweatpants with no makeup, but he wants to see the real you if things are going to get serious.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

He doesn’t think you’re girlfriend material because you’re unpredictable. He’s not quite sure who you really are because it seems like you’re a different person every day. You have a multi-faceted personality, which is not a bad thing, but it scares him because he’s never quite sure what he’s going to get with you.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

He doesn’t think you’re girlfriend material because you put your friends and family first. He loves that you care deeply about the people who are close to you, but he feels like he can’t compete. He thinks he’s either going to be judged by you or them, and he’s worried that judgement will work against him, not for him. The extremely strong bond you have with your friends and family makes him feel inadequate.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

He doesn’t think you’re girlfriend material because he thinks you’re too into yourself. He admires your confidence, but he sees that you can be a bit self-centered and he worries that all of the attention will be on you and noneof it on him. He wants some attention too.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

He doesn’t think you’re girlfriend material because you overthink your overthinking. You care about the smallest details and you’re extremely conscious of everything you do and say and after you do or say it, you question whether it was right or wrong. He doesn’t judge what you do or say, he accepts it, but he does get annoyed when you constantly question yourself.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

He doesn’t think you’re girlfriend material because you’ve had TONS of relationships, which you think doesn’t make any sense because it proves you can have one, but it doesn’t prove that you can maintainand keep one. He worries that you’re a serial monogamist and you just date people for the sake of dating them. You don’t like to be single, and he worries that you’ll start a relationship with just anyone, meaning he’s nothing special.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

He doesn’t think you’re girlfriend material because you get jealous really easily. You worry whether he’s checking out your waitress at dinner, and you question why he’s following that swimsuit model on instagram. He gets tired of reassuring you that you’re the only woman he wants to be with, and that the waitress and swimsuit model are nothing compared to having a relationship with you.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

He doesn’t think you’re girlfriend material because you like to wander.You’ve been to so many places and it doesn’t make you feel content or ready to settle down, it makes you want to go see and do even more. Life is one big exploration for you, and each discovery makes you want to find more. He’s worried that you won’t be able to maintain a relationship along the way.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

He doesn’t think you’re girlfriend material because your schedule is full.You’re a busy woman, and while he admires your focus and responsibility, he wants someone who has time for him too. He doesn’t want to be penciled in. He wants to be somewhere on your priority list that isn’t the bottom. He wants you to be excited to hangout with him, rather than seeing it as one more thing on your to-do list.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

He doesn’t think you’re girlfriend material because you’re extremely independent. He knows you don’t need him, but sometimes he wonders if your independence makes you not want him either. You are your own person, and you always will be, and you need someone who understands that. The guy who sees your independence as a threat is not that person.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

He doesn’t think you’re girlfriend material because your creativity and artsy-ness make him think you can’t be serious. He admires your talent and passion, but it makes him think you’re not someone who can focus and be with just one person.

What Your Breakup Month Says About Your New Single Life, According To Astrology

The single life can be a lot of fun.
A lot of zodiac signs long to find their soul mate, and although there might be someone out there that is perfectly designed for your horoscope sign, you may have to first find who you’re incompatible with astrologically.
Breakups are hard and they can make you feel sad and lost for a while, and blah, blah, blah. We allll know what a breakup is like and how it can be hard to cope with and all that.
But what about single life? Single life is AMAZING. It really, really is.
Yes, being in a relationship is amazing too, especially if you’re with someone you really care about, but after you get over your breakup and start getting used to the single life, there really is nothing better than getting back to what matters most: YOU!
If you’re a zodiac sign who loves love, you might think you’re going to be lonely and a hot mess after you break up with your S.O. but let me tell you something — literally no one cares if you do things on your own.
You can still go out to bars with your friends and to the movies alone (you weren’t talking to your man during the movie anyway, so who cares, right?), and nothing has changed.
Except for the fact that you’re now unattached.
But that doesn’t mean you have to jump right back into a relationship or even badmouth your ex, even if your horoscope says love is coming soon.
Enjoying the single life now means you get to be selfish and worry about you and only you – and for someone who just looooves thinking all about myself, this sounds like a pretty good thing.
But, while we all deal with breakups differently, we also ease back into the single life differently, too.
Depending on your personality you might be more into getting serious about your work life or you might download Tinder and see what all the fuss is about.
But your personality isn’t the only thing that can affect how you spend your time being single.
According to astrology, the month you break up with someone can play a big role in how you handle the single life.
And trust me when I say that every single zodiac month here is positive – remember, this is all about the person you are after you cry into your Ben and Jerry’s and try to drunk dial your ex more than once.
And if you’re still not convinced that the single life is for you, just remember that there was probably a good reason why you broke up with your S.O. in the first place.
Maybe you fell out of love, maybe you caught him cheating, or maybe you just don’t get along anymore.
And while you’re getting used to this newly single life of yours, it can be a long-term thing or it can be just until you get back on your feet and feel more confident about yourself.
But either way, being single should be about learning to put yourself first and take care of your own needs without feeling guilty or selfish (even though it’s not ALL bad to be a little selfish).
So, keep reading to find out what your breakup month says about your new single life, according to astrology, and get out there and live your best (single) life!
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
Breaking up during the Aries season means that you are in for a lot of fun and excitement. It’s almost as if the Aries spirit fills you up and makes you pumped for life again; in other words, you can definitely feel a change in the air during this time.
The biggest change you’ll feel is more optimism for the future. All of a sudden, it feels like you’re able to see what you want a little more clearly and you can’t wait to get started.
The Aries season also helps you get back some of that independent nature. It’s not so much that you turn into an “I don’t need no man” personality, but more so that you don’t mind doing things alone again and you actually welcome “me time.”
Your way of thinking might change, too, and you might find yourself wondering how you were able to do so many things with another person when being alone is actually bomb.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
You already know what it feels like to be loyal to the person you’re dating, but when you break up during Taurus season, you really understand the importance of that even more.
Before, you might have had to cancel on your friends in order to spend more time with your man, but now that you’re single, you go back to being the friend that says yes to literally anything your BFF wants to do because that’s when you’re happiest.
You also tend to go back to the basics this time of year; it’s almost like you press reset on your whole life. You revel in the little things that make you happy (like Slurpees at 7-11) and you learn how to spread the love evenly between yourself, your family, and your friends.
When you break up during the Taurus season, it’s almost as if you start appreciating the little things in life and learn how to relax more.
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini season will light a fire in you and when you break up during this time of year, and you can definitely feel the electric charge inside you telling you to get up and GO.
You can almost guarantee that you’ll feel a switch in your brain that changes you from being content in a relationship to wanting to do all the craziest, wildest things you can.
During this season, your main goal is to live life to the fullest. That means scratching things off your bucket list, going to see your favorite band in concert, and doing pretty much anything else that keeps that smile on your face and your adrenaline up.
You want to make the most of your single life, yes, but you also want to prove that you can have just as much fun on your own as you can in a relationship.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
You might not be up for doing something wild and crazy when you break up during Cancer season, but that doesn’t
mean you won’t be doing some big things for yourself, either.
One of the most common thoughts you’ll have during this transition time is thoughts of reflection. You might try to pick apart your relationship and try to figure out where it all went wrong, but not because you miss your ex.
This reflection is mainly to help you forgive yourself for the past; past mistakes, past arguments, and sometimes even exes in the past. Once you can let go of the past, you can start taking care of yourself. Self-care is going to be HUGE for you during Cancer season.
You’ll finally learn how to make time for yourself, including cashing in all those Groupons, taking up yoga, and starting every day with a “Good morning, beautiful!”
LEO (July 23 – August 22)
Breaking up during Leo season brings out your bubbliest, most fun personality. Like Leo, you tap into your flirty side and use it to make new friends, find someone cute to chat up, and even get more than a few free drinks at the bar (because everyone loves a single girl).
It’s safe to say that if you break up during this time of year, all thoughts of your ex go out the window along with the things he left behind.
The only thing on your mind now is making sure that you have a good time, no matter what. A good time with friends, with a blind date, with your family — it doesn’t matter.
The one thing that DOES matter is that you live it up to the fullest and make everyone not invited jealous by posting on Instagram. You want to know what it feels like to be the center of attention for once, so go and get yours, girl!
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
A break up during Virgo season can bring about a lot of conflicting emotions, but as you learn to love the single life, you start finding better mental clarity and your goals for the future start to become more defined.
As this part of your life ends, you dive head first into the next part of your life, which tends to be your work for this time of the year.
Your main focus during Virgo season is to get ahead in your professional life. That means looking for ways to prove you’re promotion material, wowing your colleagues with your determination, and channeling your inner girl boss.
You can feel something important brewing inside of you and you want to create something big for yourself; something you can look back on later and be proud of the drive and hard work you put into it.
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
A breakup during Libra season is like finally bringing some peace back into your life. While being in a relationship may have been fun, it was definitely off-kilter and you probably felt like your schedule was too chaotic (at least, now you realize it was).
But with your new single life, you can finally find that balance that has been missing from your life, especially when it comes to work and play.
The one thing you love most about the single life, especially if you break up during Libra season, is the fact that you can do whatever you want without having to check in with someone.
You can work late to get a project done, or go out and not come home until 3 in the morning, and not have to worry about anyone but yourself. Plus, you will now really think about what makes you happy and how to find lasting happiness in life.
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
You know that feeling you get after you break up with someone when all you want to do is go wild and do something you’ve never done before?
That is the effect of becoming single during Scorpio season. Instead of forgiving your ex or focusing on work, you want to do something totally crazy and off the wall, like dye your hair blue or get a tattoo. And hey, with that Scorpio spirit running through you, why not?
Breaking up during Scorpio season brings out the passion and intensity that is usually hidden deep inside of you. You’re going to feel like every day is a new adventure and that you have to make the most of it before you jump into bed at night.
And speaking of the bedroom, you might feel sexier than usual and want to show yourself off, and maybe even take someone home. Yep, the biggest task on your mind right now is to get laid.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 19)
Break up during the Sagittarius season and your mind will start to race with all of the possibilities life can offer you now that you’re single again.
One of the biggest things you’ll find yourself wanting to do is go off on your own and do your own thing for a change. In the past, you had to take your partner’s wants and needs into account, but with a new single life comes a new mindset.
There might be a lot of different thoughts running through your head during this time, but the most important one is probably getting comfortable being on your own again.
When you were in a relationship, you felt like you lost a little part of your personal identity, and now, this time of year is going to help you get to know yourself on a more personal basis and really love who you are.
CAPRICORN (December 20 – January 19)
Breaking up isn’t a huge loss to you, especially during the Capricorn season, because now you feel like you can really do something important with your time.
It’s not so much that your relationship was holding you back, but that you felt like you had to put some things on hold to make room for more “couple-y” things. But as a newly single person, you can get back to what’s most important: you.
Chances are, you want to roll your sleeves up and get back to work, but your professional life isn’t the only thing you want to work on. When you lose something like a relationship, you have this feeling like you need to replace that hole with something meaningful.
So, try your hand at something big and complex, like inventing something or taking on a freelance project, to show that taking some time off hasn’t made you soft.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
You may be feeling a lot of mixed emotions if you break up during the Aquarius season, which can really mess with your mind.
On the one hand, you hate the fact that you’ve lost a friend and a partner — and maybe, if it was a really deep love, even a best friend (which is saying something for you).
On the other, you now get to think about what you want and who you really want to be before you dive back into a relationship.
All of that aside, you aren’t one to dwell on the past and your ex too much. What’s done is done and you definitely
feel like the best is still yet to come.
When you go through a breakup during this time of year, things around you (like the weather) tend to remind you that good things are coming if you are patient enough to wait. You feel like bringing back that positivity and learning to be your own best friend again.
PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
A breakup during the Pisces season may make you feel a little bit emotional, but you probably feel like it’s a good thing to get it all out now so you can start living your best life again.
For you, a break up has a spiritual meaning for you. It’s a time to shed your old self and try something totally different and a little scary. If being single is scary, embrace it. It’ll open your eyes to something bigger.
This time of the year can bring out a lot of feelings for you, so try to translate that into something tangible to remind you that life and love are journeys.
Get in touch with your inner creativity by putting all of your thoughts and emotions into art, poetry, or even by modifying your appearances. If you’ve always wanted to learn something new — like taking up the guitar or taking a cooking class — now would be the perfect time.

These Five Pairs of Zodiac Signs Just CANNOT Live Together

LEO AND TAURUS
Although a Leo can be exceptionally confident and warm-hearted — especially when it comes to the people she trusts in her inner circle — she is an artist, first and foremost. Being a Leo, I can say from personal experience that our kind of “organized chaos” is not one to messed with. We have our stuff in order in our minds and know where everything is at all times. However, from a neat-freak’s perspective (a perspective shared by MANY under the Taurus sign), we are out-of-our-minds messy.
A true Taurus — solid, ambitious, logical — might have a minor (or major) heart attack just looking at a Leo’s personal living space (Leos are anything but logical), so I’m going to go ahead and assume that it won’t get any easier for a Leo and Taurus living together. So maybe avoid this pairing unless you’re casting a wacky opposites-attract sitcom.
CANCER AND ARIES
So, between a Cancer and Aries, you have one who is organized (in the brilliant chaotic style of a Cancer) versus a complete and utter MESS. (Admit it, Aries people.) Need I say more? Yes, a Cancer may be supersensitive to your feelings, but it doesn’t make her any less mad when the disgusting sandwich you drunkenly ate last weekend at 4 am ends up on her bedsheets. She’s secretly having a panic attack at every moment of every hour about it — like a true Cancer — and is constantly playing out in her mind exactly how she’s going to approach you about it.
Although that carefree Aries might be SO fun and spontaneous (probably one of the main reasons why her Cancer best friend chose to live with her), the co-habitation was probably a bad idea.
GEMINI AND SAGITTARIUS
A Gemini is excellent at communicating (and coming back at people with their wittiest comments), so, when his Sagittarius roommate asks him a question about why he’s such a disaster, he’s going to have a completelylogical explanation for it. There will ALWAYS be a reason why there’s an odor coming from his bedroom and, he will not only fight you to the death as to why there’s an odor, but he’ll also swear that you both NEED such odor in your apartment. (Yes, it’s that serious.)
This pair might last longer than some of these other groupings because a Sagittarius is, after all, always on the move trying to do everything and save the world at the same time. So the Gemini will have a lot of time to plot and plan their brilliant oral arguments, but there’s going to be a point where their Sagittarius roomie is going get sick of their sh*t. Rest assured.
CAPRICORN AND LIBRA
Although a Libra is usually born to be a team player, she tends to make excuses more often than not. Libras love to discuss their own problems, so your Lib roommate will always be in her own head when you try to tell her what needs to get done around the place. She’s not doing it on purpose, but, if you have to care about her boyfriend problems, she should try to care about your feelings about the metric ton of potato chip crumbs on the carpet.
Alternately, a Capricorn roommate is the complete opposite and is totally a die-hard believer that, if you want something, you go out and do it yourself. So, the Capricorn’s OCD won’t play nicely with the oblivious Libra for very long.
PISCES AND SCORPIO
A Pisces roommate will be literally the happiest girl on earth (almost to an annoying degree), so be prepared for them to do ANYTHING to please. That means, hey Scorpios, maybe lay off your always-smiling roomie and get your own shit done for a change? You are WAY too invested in your own career and success anyway, so does it really matter if she’s a relentless people-pleaser and won’t stop trying to make your apartment perkier. I’m not sure how long her Pisces patience will last, but, if I were her, it wouldn’t be too much longer.
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